| current average score: 7.91/10 | name, score | description |
|---|---|
| (The Witcher 3) 9.7/10 | i bought this and its dlc for $20. ive played for well over 200 hours. thats all i have to say. even if it was double full price it would be well worth it. |
| (The Witcher 2) 6.8/10 | honestly no clue how this is the same series as the witcher 1, the combat is fun (even though it seems like some people didnt like it), the game looks incredible and the sound design is very good. the only issue i had was a few bugs (not nearly as many as one though) |
| (The Witcher) 1.6/10 | i usually dont buy bad games, sadly i thought i could handle the combat and the textures arent too bad. guess i was wrong, the combat is straight up atrocious, i know its a product of its time but it feels more like a product of the 1950s. it crashes constantly and sometimes when you tab out the whole right monitor goes black until you close it on task manager. also the movement is ass. |
| (Don't Look Back) 7/10 | my favourite flash game of all time, surely i dont like it just because of nostalgia, it only take about 8 minutes to beat so go play it |
| (Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) 8.5/10 | some of the most fun combat in any video game and makes feudal japan seem a lot more fun |
| (Guild Wars 2) 9.8/10 | great bang for your buck and the game actually respects your time. no subscription makes me feel like i can just fuck around without feeling like im burning money. |
| (Kenshi) 8.8/10 | sometimes you just get killed by the mysterious beams of light, thats just the way the cookie crumbles in both life and kenshi |
| (Wynncraft) 7.7/10 | not a game but its not minecraft anymore. its cool but also why does it break so often like i swear i have to rejoin ever second quest because the item just bugs out of existence or something. |
| (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) 7.2/10 | instead of bulding armies i just have one guy vs an army spending my whole budget |
| (World Box) 6.4/10 | why do they hate the dwarves so much |
| (Inscryption) 8.6/10 | spooked |
| (Fallout: New Vegas) 8.2/10 | the visual upgrade mods are pretty good |
| (Mother 3) 8/10 | the art is so nice |
| (Superhot) 8.5/10 | playing this in vr broke my back |
| (Gris) 8.5/10 | holy the visuals are crazy |
| (Apex Legends) 6.1/10 | remember when everyone thought this would be bigger than fortnite for like a week |
| (The Stanly Parable) 8.4/10 | god it must have been hard to make all the branching paths |
| (Night In The Woods) 8/10 | i play for the minigames |
| (A Short Hike) 7.8/10 | i guess an hour and an half is a pretty short hike |
| (Super Meat Boy) 7.2/10 | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| (Ultrakill) 7.9/10 | C is a pass its fine |
| (RimWorld) 8.1/10 | you like kissing boys, dont you? |
| (Caves of Qud) 7.3/10 | i sure do love accidentally pressing one button and losing hours |
| (Cookie Clicker) 5.9/10 | i like the achievements |
| (Among Us) 7.3/10 | its among us |
| (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim) 8.9/10 | i love when a flying mammoth drops on you killing you instantly. with mods its probably a 10 but sadly normal skyrim has way too many bugs for that as well as the worst combat ever. |
| (Subnautica Below Zero) 6.3/10 | i dont get it |
| (Archvale) 6.8/10 | spend 7 hours beating this game in one go |
| (No Man's Sky) 7.7/10 | they made it good?! |
| (Noita) 7.5/10 | i sure do love accidentally killing myself with sawblades |
| (Elden Ring) 9.6/10 | my pc was roleplaying a bomb |
| (Beat Saber) 8.4/10 | my arms dont move fast enough |
| (Team Fortress 2) 7.9/10 | i sure do love 16 million bots |
| (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) 8.1/10 | everything in this goes so hard |
| (Genshin Impact) 5.3/10 | i was going through a rough patch |
| (Valorant) 7.6/10 | i cant believe i spent $30 on a nerf gun |
| (Disco Elysium) 9.8/10 | you get to roleplay as an autistic and schizophrenic man and constantly embarrass yourself by failing 92% rolls |
| (Hades) 8.2/10 | this game was rough |
| (What Remains of Edith Finch) 8.7/10 | its like reading |
| (Pokemon Ultra Sun) 7.8/10 | thanks citra |
| (Tetris Effect) 9/10 | literally the reason i failed chemistry |
| (Roblox) 8.6/10 | if you read my chat logs you wouldnt hesitate to shoot me |
| (Super Mario Odyssey) 6/10 | i cannot fathom the reason my brother spent almost $100 on this |
| (Half-Life 2) 8.3/10 | it would be great if half life 3 came out in my lifetime |
| (Minecraft) 10/10 | first game i ever played. i died in lava, lost everything and cried for 30 minutes. mods are the only this keeping this going tho. |
| (GTA V) 7.1/10 | GTA Online is a hell hole you will never escape |
| (Fortnite) 7.4/10 | you have no idea how good i was back in season 5 |
| (Enter the Gungeon) 8.2/10 | i cant handle it anymore |
| (Valhiem) 8.4/10 | i played this with my dad |
| (Stardew Valley) 9.7/10 | 10% of the game is playing 90% is looking at the wiki to optimise your day |
| (Spore) 7.7/10 | would be a lot better if it wasnt capped at 30 fps |
| (Garry's Mod) 8.2/10 | im banned from like 20 servers |
| (The Forest) 7.3/10 | scary for the first 2 seconds |
| (Bloons TD: 6) 8.5/10 | |
| (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) 7/10 | this made me furiously racist |
| (Garfield Kart) 7/10 | no i dont have a nintendo switch how can you tell |
| (Yakuza 0) 8.2/10 | this game is 16 different games in disguise |
| (Undertale) 8.5/10 | sans |
| (Stick Fight: The Game) 7.6/10 | do not play this game with people you intend to stay friends with |
| (SCP: Secret Labratory) 7.7/10 | 70 hours of my life wasted arguing with strangers online |
| (Rounds) 7.4/10 | fuck this game |
| (Risk of Rain 2) 8.1/10 | i have never been more stressed in my life |
| (Postal 2) 6.8/10 | i can get fined 50000 dollars for playing this |
| (Portal 2) 10/10 | the best puzzle game |
| (Placid Plastic Duck Simulator) 7.5/10 | it does what it says on the tin |
| (Payday 2) 9.6/10 | i like the among us mod |
| (Operation Osama Bin Laden) 8.2/10 | i unironically spent 11 hours playing this |
| (Left 4 Dead 2) 8.2/10 | do not look in the mods tab |
| (Just Cause 3) 7.9/10 | i spend all my time killing random people |
| (Celeste) 9.4/10 | i broke two keyboards playing this |
| (Hylics 2) 7.6/10 | lsd part two: electric boogaloo |
| (Hylics) 7.5/10 | this game gives me a headache |
| (Hollow Knight) 10/10 | cant wait for silksong to come out in 4063 |
| (Geometry Dash) 8.4/10 | i have the slowest reaction speed out there |
| (Frog Detective 3) 9.2/10 | LOBSTER COP NOOO |
| (Frog Detective 2) 8.4/10 | these achievements took 60 years off my life |
| (Frog Detective) 9/10 | i actually read the words |
| (Fishy 2) 5.9/10 | peak gameplay but it costs money this time |
| (Fishy) 6/10 | peak gameplay |
| (Fallout 4) 7.6/10 | i learnt that i am terrible at video games. also why does bethesda keep updating their games just stop. |
| (Elder Scrolls Online) 7.5/10 | installing this wipes out half my hard-drive in one click |
| (Doom (1993)) 8/10 | older than me yet goes hard to this day |
| (Dictators: No Peace Countryballs) 6.3/10 | i got it for free |
| (CSGO) 7.6/10 | i love the n word being yelled at me every 2 seconds |
| (Borderlands 3) 8.7/10 | like borderlands 2 but more stuff. just dont listen to the dialogue you'll go insane |
| (Borderlands 2) 8.4/10 | you shoot and then you kill |
| (Black Desert Online) 4.8/10 | the entire game is a popup |
| (Old School Runescape) 9.9/10 | played 100 hours in one week, worst mistake of my life. runescape is the only open world game that makes me actually feel like im exploring a large and dangerous world as opposed to playing the same game over and over again which a lot of the modern games feel like also the music is peak. |
| (Hypixel Skyblock) 9.7/10 | i know its not a game but its fine. the only reason im updating this website is to wait for my wrist to fix itself from hypixel skyblock. edit: my wrist still isnt the same like 6 months later. |
| (Terraria) 10/10 | the game of all time. i have over 1000 hours and i regret none of it. |
