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Stardew Valley
Guild Wars 2
| Current average score: 6.25/10 | Name, Score | Comment |
|---|---|
| (Xenoblade Chronicles 3) 2.5/10 | My brother bought this one so you just know I had to invade his home and try it for myself and this shit is so bad. I don't know if it was a translating issue or a voice acting issue (to be honest it's probably both) but this game makes you feel stupid playing it. The dialogue is unintentionally comical and these guys don't shut the fuck up for a single second everything I do I can hear this guy saying shit. Very frustrating experience. |
| (Heavy Rain) 2/10 | The voice acting is so bad it's almost funny until I remember I spent $33 on this shit. This shit did not hold up in the slightest. |
| (Sonic Frontiers) 3.5/10 | Buggy mess with graphics that look somehow high quality and also like ass at the same time. Like seeing one of those unreal engine template games, all the characters look so out of place and their models just lowkey suck ass like how did they end up looking this dogshit. Didn't expect much from the voice acting or writing any it still let me down too. Spent more time clipping through walls than playing the actual game, how hard is a solid floor as a concept for these guys. |
| (Donut County) 4.5/10 | The music isn't all that great but the actual gameplay is passable if a bit bland, though it is nice to have some curveballs thrown in every level like rabbits banging and whatnot. The story is kind of mid and I didn't like how sometimes even if something can fit into the hole you can't put it in until you reach a point either. |
| (TUNIC) 6/10 | Would be a great game without a couple pretty huge flaws, firstly the camera is just sometimes annoying and makes the game hard to play and secondly the storytelling with weird crypticness just really doesn't do it for me, flipping through pages to find maps and shit is just annoying and a couple areas near the end are just tedious instead of rewarding. Edit: I wrote this before I played through the quarry and the swamp, two of the most pain in the ass areas in perhaps any game. I hate fighting the enemies that run away, it's just a pain in the ass. The boss scavenger is also just an annoying ass bossfight that due to the shitty camera angle often hits me when I shouldn't get hit (or at least it looks like I shouldn't). I can't believe I wasted 30 minutes fighting that guy. |
| (Wizard 101) 7/10 | Absolute hood classic, I'd give it a 10 if it didn't have so many quests where its just walking place to place but this is just really fun especially when you get later in. The dialogue is also pretty great and honestly really funny and witty, like this is one of those games where I enjoy just reading what these people have to say. Idk how I feel about the child gambling aspect but honestly at this point I feel like the majority of people playing are actually pretty old so its more just normal gambling. Edit: Nah actually edit fizzles have made me go insane and honestly ruin so much of the combat for me, also the MMO subscription based model is pretty outdated. |
| (Loved (2010)) 4/10 | A pretty interesting flash game, the platforming is pretty alright if a bit clunky at times (jump heights feeling inconsistent and gaps being easily walked over by accident) and the meaning while not being very subtle is pretty important and maybe it not being subtle from the outside is the point?? Idk that's just a game theory. |
| (Rocket League) 2/10 | I bought this game only a tiny bit before free to play and then it went free and all I got was a bunch of stupid ass items. I don't want your shit I want my money back go fuck yourselves. |
| (Fall Guys) 3/10 | Fall guys makes me so angry I cannot even play it. Its movement just makes it feel like its the games fault not mine when I die and I get the movement is what makes the game fun but I don't like it so I'm not going to play it !! |
| (Warframe) 7/10 | I've never really been able to get into Warframe but every time I come back to it just so fun. The gameplay is so satisfying and there's almost an overwhelming amount of things to do. Underrated game. |
| (Call of Duty: Warzone) 5.5/10 | The gameplay was funish but not fun enough to make me forget that it was using a full 50% of my ps4's storage. I'm also just not a massive fan of FPS games like I used to be sadly. |
| (Super Smash Bros Ultimate) 5/10 | It was alright I just don't like the Switch controller at all, it feels plasticy and difficult to use also the first time I played this was the first time I ever used a switch controller and I was playing with people who already knew how to play the game so I was just getting crushed the entire time which didn't help. |
| (Brawlhalla) 6.5/10 | Honestly had more fun with this than the original smash bros ultimate, maybe its because I could use a controller that wasn't as shit as the switch controller. |
| (Overwatch 2) 2/10 | I never played Overwatch 1 but apparently both are the same so just consider this my opinion on that too. This game is just an annoying boring slog to play, I felt like I was having a brain aneurysm hearing all the shit going on like an autistic person in a mall or something. |
| (War Thunder) 3/10 | I got pressured into playing this by Youtube sponsorships and it was way too much for me idk, everyone was such a dick and I don't have nearly enough keys on my keyboard to play this game proficiently. |
| (Dauntless) 3/10 | This feels like Monster Hunter World for poor people and I've never made it past like an hour of playtime. I don't like the art style and the gameplay just feels repetitive. Even playing with friends everyone just ended up getting bored. |
| (Path of Exile) 4.5/10 | I feel like I should love this game but I've never really gotten into it. I've given it like two chances but like third times the chance I guess we'll see. |
| (The Jackbox Party Pack 3) 7/10 | It's fun with friends. I imagine the cost is meant to be shared amongst all of us but we just got one guy to spend all $36. Life hack. Edit: What did I mean 'It's fun with friends'? Was I implying that some people play it without friends?? |
| (Split Gate) 3/10 | This game really stresses me out so my Split Gate phase only lasted like a day until I got tired of it. |
| (Slappy Ball) 6/10 | Greatest game of all time !! Unironically really fun to play with a few friends for about an hour, any more than that and you lose your mind though. |
| (The Witcher 3) 8.5/10 | I bought this and its dlc for $20. I've played for well over 200 hours. That's all I have to say. Even if it was double full price it would be well worth it. Better than every recent open world game. |
| (The Witcher 2) 6.5/10 | Honestly no clue how this is the same series as the Witcher 1, the combat is fun (even though it seems like some people didn't like it), the game looks incredible and the sound design is very good. The main issue I had was a few bugs (not nearly as many as the first game though) and it just got boring and kind of exhausting to play at some points. |
| (The Witcher) 0/10 | I usually don't buy bad games, sadly I thought I could handle the combat and thought the textures weren't too bad. Guess I was wrong, the combat is straight up atrocious, I know its a product of its time but it feels more like a product of the 1950s. It crashes constantly and sometimes when you tab out the whole right monitor goes black until you close it on task manager. Also the movement sucks ass. Nightmarish experience that doesn't hold up at all. |
| (Don't Look Back) 5.5/10 | My favourite flash game of all time, it only take about 8 minutes to beat so go play it. I can't say it's exactly a great game though. |
| (Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) 6/10 | Some of the most fun combat in any video game, it even manages to make feudal Japan seem like a fun place to be. My main complaint is that I was punished for dying and that really made it way less fun to play, instead of experimenting I was watching tutorials on the optimal ways to do things instead. |
| (Guild Wars 2) 9.5/10 | Great bang for your buck and the game actually respects your time. No subscription makes me feel like I can just fuck around without feeling like I'm burning money as I do in other MMOs. Not quite sure how much I like the direction the game is going with recent expansions but I guess that's for future me to be annoyed about. |
| (Kenshi) 6.5/10 | Sometimes you just get killed by the mysterious beams of light, that's just the way the cookie crumbles in both life and Kenshi. As enjoyable to play as it is confusing and overwhelming. |
| (Wynncraft) 6.5/10 | Not a game but it's not really minecraft any more either. It's cool and the dungeons and bosses are really fun when they work, especially when playing with friends but also why does it break so often like I swear I have to rejoin every second quest because the item just bugs out of existence or something. |
| (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) 6/10 | Instead of bulding armies I just have one guy vs an army spending my whole budget. Gets boring a little quick for me but still alright. |
| (World Box) 6/10 | Why do they hate the dwarves so much? I wish there was more evolution that could be done and it'd be nice if the species could be more self sufficient but its still entertaining to keep running in the background. |
| (Inscryption) 7/10 | Spooky stuff. I'm usually not into card games but this kept my attention and since it didn't take between 100 hours and forever to beat like a lot of card based games I didn't lose my mind playing it. |
| (Fallout: New Vegas) 5.5/10 | The visual upgrade mods are pretty good but the base game is mad buggy and the visuals aren't exactly holding up imo neither is the gameplay. The story is carrying this entire game, I prefer watching than playing this one. |
| (Mother 3) 6/10 | The art is so nice, not a huge fan of the gameplay though and the story isn't anything special. |
| (Superhot) 8/10 | Playing this in VR broke my back and neck. Super fun time all around, definitely best in VR though. |
| (Gris) 7.5/10 | Holy the visuals are crazy and the music goes far too hard. Beautiful game all round. |
| (Apex Legends) 5/10 | Remember when everyone thought this would be bigger than Fortnite for like a week? |
| (The Stanly Parable) 7.5/10 | God it must have been hard to make all the branching paths, I can imagine a massive ass whiteboard. Super fun trying to find all the secrets though the repetition is a bit much at times. |
| (Night In The Woods) 6.5/10 | I play for the minigames. |
| (A Short Hike) 6/10 | I guess an hour and an half is a pretty short hike. Charming game. |
| (Super Meat Boy) 3/10 | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Satisfying movement and all but just pisses me off a bit too much. |
| (Ultrakill) 4/10 | Never got too far in this one, just ran out of momentum at a point and quit for another month. |
| (RimWorld) 3/10 | I get bored far too easily for this learning curve. |
| (Caves of Qud) 4.5/10 | I sure do love accidentally pressing one button and losing hours of progress (I'm gonna kms). I'm sure this would be a more fun time if I had committed more time into learning the mechanics and all but it just didn't feel like it was for me, the graphics while certainly stylistic didn't help either. |
| (Cookie Clicker) 5.9/10 | Getting the achievements is cool but it's not much a game. |
| (Among Us) 7/10 | Super fun with friends, I know everyone's gotten tired of it by this point but I still enjoy hopping on every few months. |
| (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim) 7.5/10 | I love when a flying mammoth drops on you killing you instantly. It's incredible with mods but sadly normal Skyrim has way too many bugs for that as well as the worst combat ever. |
| (Subnautica Below Zero) 3.5/10 | I don't get it. Just a tedious and unenjoyable time for me. |
| (Archvale) 7/10 | Spend 7 hours beating this game in one go in a voice call with my goat. Fire. |
| (No Man's Sky) 7.5/10 | They made it good (wtf)?! Almost makes me not regret dropping like $60 on it... |
| (Noita) 4/10 | I sure do love accidentally killing myself with sawblades!! I think this game gives me too much control and I end up killing myself over and over due to my own incompetence. |
| (Elden Ring) 6/10 | My pc was roleplaying a bomb this whole time and I'm too shit at video games for this to be anything but frustrating. Super beautiful though. |
| (Beat Saber) 7.5/10 | My arms don't move fast enough for this shit. Even then its a super engaging game to play and only isn't fun when you're slamming your joysticks against the wall by accident. |
| (Team Fortress 2) 4.5/10 | I sure do love 16 million bots!! Edit: I heard they fixed that but I don't really want to check TF2 out again for a little while. |
| (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) 7.5/10 | Everything in this goes so hard. Very fun and over the top time. Fighting rooms full of annoying enemies was a bit tedious though, the game really shines at its insane well done boss fights. |
| (Genshin Impact) 5/10 | I was going through a rough patch, don't judge me. |
| (Valorant) 7/10 | I cant believe I spent $30 on a nerf gun... |
| (Disco Elysium) 7.2/10 | You get to roleplay as an autistic and schizophrenic man and constantly embarrass yourself by failing 92% rolls! Great game. |
| (Hades) 7.3/10 | Brutal for those like me who aren't good at video games |
| (What Remains of Edith Finch) 7/10 | It's like reading but cooler because things move. |
| (Pokemon Ultra Sun) 4/10 | Thanks Citra, very cool. Edit: Nintendo put Citra down I can't believe this shit. Edit 2: When I was a bit younger this was easily my favourite Pokemon game and while it still is I replayed it and lowkey this shit trash. 30fps feels so sluggish, it's so easy I literally can and did beat it with a single Pokemon and the story is dogshit. I know the last two are because it was made for like toddlers but it it still sucks. |
| (Tetris Effect) 7.5/10 | Literally the reason I failed chemistry, it's too satisfying someone hold me back. |
| (Roblox) 8/10 | I've said horrific things to people on this game. Literally infinite free stuff to play, not all of it is good but I'm a quality over quantity kind of guy. |
| (Super Mario Odyssey) 3.5/10 | I cannot fathom the reason my brother spent almost $100 on this. Edit: I have come to the conclusion that I don't hate Mario Odyssey I just hate the Switch. This little piece of shit is uncomfortable no matter what I do I hate this stupid ass thing. It's either hurting my hand, my neck or my heart 💔. I also just hate moving the Mario camera give me a mouse please god. |
| (Half-Life 2) 7/10 | It would be great if Half-Life 3 came out in my lifetime. |
| (Minecraft) 10/10 | First game I ever played. I died in lava, lost everything and cried for 30 minutes. Mods are the only this keeping this going though but I can't blame a game that I've spent so much time in for becoming boring after spending 600 years playing it. |
| (GTA V) 6/10 | GTA Online is a hell hole you will never escape |
| (Fortnite) 7.6/10 | You have no idea how good I was back in season 5, I was on like a 20 K/D fr fr. |
| (Enter the Gungeon) 8.1/10 | I cant handle it anymore. |
| (Valhiem) 7.4/10 | I played this with my dad, it was awesome. I think the performance could be better though. |
| (Stardew Valley) 9.9/10 | 10% of the game is playing 90% is looking at the wiki to optimise your day. |
| (Spore) 5.5/10 | Would be a lot better if it wasn't capped at 30 fps (yes I know you can uncap it but that makes my game unstable as hell for some reason). |
| (Garry's Mod) 6.5/10 | I'm banned from like 20 servers hold me back. |
| (The Forest) 7/10 | Scary for the first 2 seconds, afterwards it's just a good survival game. |
| (Bloons TD: 6) 8.2/10 | |
| (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) 7/10 | This made me furiously racist. Edit: God I'm a comedic genius. |
| (Garfield Kart) 7/10 | No I don't have a Nintendo Switch, how can you tell? |
| (Yakuza 0) 7.8/10 | This game is 16 different games in disguise. |
| (Undertale) 8/10 | Sans! |
| (Stick Fight: The Game) 7.9/10 | Do not play this game with people you intend to stay friends with. |
| (SCP: Secret Labratory) 7.7/10 | 70 hours of my life wasted arguing with strangers online. |
| (Rounds) 7.9/10 | Fuck this game. |
| (Risk of Rain 2) 8.6/10 | I have never been more stressed in my life oml. |
| (Postal 2) 5.4/10 | I can get fined 50k for playing this. |
| (Portal 2) 9.8/10 | The best puzzle game of all time fr. |
| (Placid Plastic Duck Simulator) 7.5/10 | It does what it says on the tin. |
| (Payday 2) 9.3/10 | I like the Among Us mod it's great. |
| (Operation Osama Bin Laden) 7.9/10 | I unironically spent 11 hours playing this this game is great. |
| (Left 4 Dead 2) 7.6/10 | Do not look in the mods tab. |
| (Just Cause 3) 8/10 | I spend all my time killing random people. |
| (Celeste) 7/10 | I broke two keyboards playing this and I didn't even play it using a keyboard. |
| (Hylics 2) 5/10 | LSD Part Two: Electric Boogaloo. Improves slightly on the original Hylics I think, maybe I just got more used to the insane shit. |
| (Hylics) 4/10 | This game gives me a headache, it's certainly unique though, perhaps too unique though... |
| (Hollow Knight) 10/10 | Can't wait for Silksong to come out in 4063! Best metroidvania of all time though, super fun and extremely rewarding when you finally beat a hard boss. I will continue to replay this game until Silksong releases, if only I could have more than four saves. |
| (Geometry Dash) 6.5/10 | I have the slowest reaction speed out there and it really impedes my ability to play any levels harder than normal difficulty. Much more fun to watch highlights for me. |
| (Frog Detective 3) 9/10 | LOBSTER COP NOOO. Might actually be peak fiction guys, my scores for Frog Detective games are completely unironic just to be clear. |
| (Frog Detective 2) 7/10 | These achievements took 60 years off my life. Just feels like a downgrade from the original in every aspect. |
| (Frog Detective) 8.5/10 | I actually read the words in this classic. Super charming way to spend an hour or so. |
| (Fishy 2) 3/10 | Peak gameplay but it costs money this time!! |
| (Fishy) 3/10 | Peak gameplay!! |
| (Fallout 4) 7/10 | I learnt that I am terrible at video games, also why does Bethesda keep updating their games just stop you're only making them worse. |