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Pulp Fiction
Interstellar
Adventure Time
Cyberpunk Edgerunners
The Eric Andre Show
Pulp Fiction
Interstellar
Adventure Time
Cyberpunk Edgerunners
The Eric Andre Show
| Current average score: 6.25/10 | |
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| Type, Name, score | Comment |
| [Movie] (Iron Man) 6/10 | Honestly, aged better than I thought. I imagined this was going to be straight dogshit but apart from a lot of the dialogue feeling stupid, which seems like a trademark of Marvel these days, I enjoyed this. The story of how he became the iron man felt like an alright origin (though I feel like making a robotic fighting suit can't have been the easiest way to escape a terrorist prison, but when you're watching a superhero film realism takes a bit of a backseat to dumb fun (and it was). I appreciate that they put in some character development for Tony, with him going from snarky jackass to a little less snarky jackass, so much like me fr. The CGI (or practically effects, whatever they had going on) held up reasonably well too, it had some bad moments, that scene with Tony was being chased by the two fighter jets especially, but generally when Tony was inside the suit it looked pretty good, the sound design was pretty nice too. I'll have some trouble forgiving the slide transition though, PowerPoint shit. While I forgave unrealistic moments earlier I'd have still have really loved if they gave Tony a better villain. In theory the Obadiah seems decent, evil business partner, he has motives and means, they even have a reveal where it's like oooo he was bad the whole time!! But the reveal didn't really work because the motherfucker just looked evil, I had him pinned as a villain instantly but even then he wasn't all that good as a villain. I wish he had more personality than just being an evil money man, it's a superhero movie guys, pick something more out there. Maybe I'm just saying this after Thanos setting the bar of a Marvel villain at a passable level I dunno. |
| [Movie] (Eye in the Sky) 3.5/10 | Such a tedious watch to be honest. It feels like nothing happens in this film, it's just a bunch of old people yelling at each other in a few rooms as I progressively get more and more pissed off. I do get that it's meant to be somewhat of a moral dilemma and like trolley problem or something but even then, is it that much of a dilemma? The only one not willing to kill the little girl is only doing it because she's scared of the political blowback so even if you feel as if the right call is not killing the girl you really don't have anyone to be rooting for or to identify with. Another problem I have is that while drone combat was and still is very topical (I mean just a few hours ago as of writing this Ukraine blew up 34% of Russian bombers or something insane like that with drones), it's just very uninteresting for me to watch that kind of combat in movie form. In movies there's already that separation between them and reality so the pressure of a combat scene is lessened unless it's really well done, as you know there is no inherent danger to the actor. But in this film there's even more separation, the only good guys truly in danger were the little girl and that guy operating the little bug drone, and while I admit I did feel nervous watching the bug drone pilot piloting it out in open, by the time the girl was properly in danger the stakes had become so high that I really didn't care if she survived or not. This isn't even mentioning that every character was shockingly undeveloped, I didn't know anything about anyone except for knowing Powell is an obsessive freak, Jesse Pinkman and that lady seem painfully ill prepared for their job and that one British white lady is annoying. This makes it really hard to care about anyone, especially the little girl who really has no personality at all, I don't know why the director bothered showing scenes of her reading and hula hooping n shit if they weren't going to build her as a real character. At least I liked the guy played by the guy who played Snape in Harry Potter and him getting his toy at the end when he and the audience had forgotten about it was pretty funny. |
| [TV Show] (Westworld) 7/10 | Season one had its moments that kept me coming but so much of the dialogue, especially between the humans that don't really have that mental buffer for me that they aren't real, feels so ham-fisted and really lacks any subtlety. Like the humans in this show talk more like robots than the fuckin robots, it's messed up. This extends to exposition being just generally clumsy, I'm 100% sure there was a better way to learn about Arnold's dead kid, and that conversation with his wife? Painful to watch but for the wrong reasons, maybe it's meant to be shit based on what we learn later but it still puts a bad taste in my mouth. I know I've kind of been bashing Westworld but it really did have some interesting horror and mystery moments as well as an awesomely unique premise with some high class acting by a fair few of the android actors, the actress for Charlotte especially was brilliant, Dolores and William were pretty good too but honestly Charlotte carried the season. The scene with Charlotte walking through the headquarters with that Motion Picture Soundtrack cover playing was so cool and tense it made me forgive every bad thing I thought about season one though. It was also really funny how I just randomly heard instrumental covers of Radiohead songs in wild west bars, I fw whoever did that. As a bit of a sidenote, I reckon it'd be fire if there was a little more time before we found out that Westworld wasn't real and it was some big reveal but I'm no director, there also might've already been enough crazy ass twists so maybe this'd be overkill anyway. I'm gonna be so honest right now and say I haven't watched season two yet, I've heard most of it was shit but I will be watching it and updating this later!! |
| [Movie] (The Human Centipede 3) 1/10 | I must've lost my sense after the last Human Centipede because I was somehow convinced to watch this one. As expected, it was shit. I thought some of the shots were cool looking, Boss' motivations were at least interesting and it wasn't nearly as grotesque as the previous but that is about all the praises I have for this film and even then the bar was real low. The acting is laughably poor, deadass probably the only enjoyment I got from this film was how shit the actors for Boss and Butler were (apt names by the way). I hated how Daisy was added to the film just to be raped constantly for no reason, like she did nothing wrong it was just fucked and meanspirited. The whole reason for them making the human centipede made no fuckin sense and they didn't even make it until like right at the end (which I preferred but I can't imagine someone who went in here wanting to see a human centipede wanted). The whole criticism of the prison system thing was stupid too, it's like Tom Six was trying to say something about how the U.S prison system is fucked and emphasises cruelty over rehabilitation but that point doesn't really make sense when all the prisoners are evil rape monsters who are barely humans at this point. Like I don't need them to be good guys or anything but have some redeeming qualities so I can feel bad, but instead you have this one guy who spends his one monthly call to call up Boss and tell him he's going to rape him?? What the fuck?? Is this a criticism of the prison system or prisoners? I still don't have the answer, though it is admirable that Tom Six finally decided to give his film a larger message that isn't just watch this guy do evil shit, isn't that fucked up? For that, I'll give Mr. Six one whole point for Human Centipede 3. |
| [Movie] (Inglourious Basterds) 8.5/10 | I'm on my Quentin Tarantino grind it seems. I wanted to watch a more "recent" (as recent as 2009 is I guess) film by Tarantino but Django was like three hours long (saying that I didn't realise Inglorious Bastards was almost three as well). Inglorious Bastards is shot beautifully from setting to cinematography and definitely gets the most out of its 2009 cameras, I can hardly believe Final Destination was released the same year, it's impressive just how well Inglorious Bastards has held up in comparison. The first scene of this movie is so fuckin good, the tension it builds and then holds for almost twenty minutes has me tingling, it has me gulping and shit. The way the camera moves down to reveal the Jews, the way that Landa and Perrier stare at each other is so great and the way the music builds until it's practically blasting out your eardrums is just so peak. Incredible intro sequence and really sets the mood. It's not just the intro sequence that builds tension so well though though, the build up for the reveal of the "bear jew" just for him to abruptly kill off the soldier so suddenly, so peak. Kind of made me feel bad for the soldier for a second there. I also really like how in some scene when you're viewing from the point of view of a character who doesn't know a language, the conversation isn't subtitled, I know this isn't an uncommon thing to do but it makes me feel more connected with the characters by being just as confused as they are. I'd talk more about this film but I fear I'd spoil it like I was. I'm stupid and checked the wiki to figure out names mid-film, accidently reading what happens to Zoller in the end while I was still only on the 3rd chapter in the process. My main complaint about this one was that it was just too uncomfortable and tense at times for my taste, kind of made some scenes tough watches especially that one dinner scene, but when Landa shows up and the drums start up, holy fuck, really makes the scene for me. Especially how the drums just stop when it pans over to Goebbels telling a joke, too peak. Landa is such a good character dude it's insane, Waltz absolutely deserved that Oscar, he really made the character and carried the scenes he was in. It'd also be nice if this film was a little shorter, but in the same vein I doubt its story and the way Tarantino told it could've been shortened all that much. I might've just picked an inopportune time to watch it as I got interrupted a few times so its flow got lost a little for me. |
| [Movie] (Romance of the West Chamber) 2.5/10 | This shit so ass. I was trying to watch Westworld with a friend on some shitty piracy site and they didn't have that but they did have this so we were just like fuck it and ended up watching this whole thing. The story is bland as fuck and I don't know how they managed it but the voice acting is so bad that it sounds like (or might be) that every line has been dubbed over. Maybe that's just because the film is so old and shit nobody bothered saving the audio properly and the audio track is fucked up and desynced as hell (not to mention the voice actors were very bad at what they do), at least there are English subtitles. I only enjoyed watching this because I was with a friend and we were laughing our asses off the whole time but if that wasn't the case I'd have turned this off in the first five minutes. |
| [Movie] (Reservoir Dogs) 8.5/10 | Most of this review will be comparing this to Pulp Fiction as they have the same director and a similar tone, sorry if that's annoying but its what I was considering while watching it. Reservoir Dogs is not as good as Pulp Fiction, though that kind of goes without saying as being better than the best film of all time is quite the challenge but I still felt a bit disappointed after finishing it. However, I sat with it for a day or two and realised this was a good fuckin film, though I felt the cast of characters weren't exactly as funny and charismatic together as Jules and Vincent, I still didn't have a single character I disliked (except for maybe Mr. Blonde but him being an evil dickhead was on purpose and he got what was coming to him in the end which was nice. Sidenote, he looks scarily similar to the guy who plays Rigsby in The Mentalist, it's crazy.) There's a lot of real funny moments in this film too especially when it's just them fucking around and having a good time, you really feel like you get to know the characters in moments like that along with the brilliant introductions which a few of them get. My favourite has got to be Mr Orange's, Tim Roth acts his ass off and the whole learning and telling the story with it coming to life as he gets into character is so simple but such an awesome scene. My only proper issue is don't like how much torture and people bleeding out and dying goes on in this, it's just so hard to watch and I'm sure that was the point but that doesn't make it easier to see. Maybe I'm going through male menopause I dunno, I know the Pulp Fiction rape dungeon scene is a bit similar but it didn't feel as brutal as when Mr Blonde was torturing that cop or when Mr Orange was bleeding out and crying in pain and shit. The cool use of diegetic music in the torture scene and in general did lighten this film up though, it feels very intentional and its the little stuff like that making me feel more immersed in films. I also really liked the kind of non-linear storytelling in this one, it's not quite as disjointed as Pulp Fiction but the story kind of being told and then that section being shown thirty minutes later is cool and pretty unique I felt. The ending was pretty tragic but felt right, great film. |
| [Movie] (Whiplash) 7.5/10 | Not quite sure how to review this one, I'd like to call it a bleak uncomfortable watch because that's what it felt like when I watched it, but the longer I sit with it the more Whiplash sticks with me. While I can't say I really enjoyed watching it, the characters are great and pretty well acted considering I've never even heard of most of the actors in this and the main villain was especially interesting, reminiscent of K from The Boxer (yes I know this came first but I read The Boxer first). Him being an evil obsessive asshole wasn't something you see super often and the actor playing him absolutely sells the performance. The only reprieve from the bleakness of this film was how sometimes Terence was just a dickhead for no fuckin reason, like I get he wanted Andrew to be the perfect drummer and all but sometimes he was just being vague to fuck with people ðŸ˜. The bittersweet ending was great too, the whole last section when he played Caravan was a masterwork and the performance almost tricked me into thinking I liked big band music for a second there. |
| [Movie] (Goodfellas) 7/10 | Honestly pretty laid back vibes for such a dark film which wasn't a bad thing, I imagine it'd be a tough watch without some of the whimsy. The ending was pretty unsatisfying though, I get that it was based on a true story or something but I can't imagine much of this was true so surely Mr Scorsese could've cooked up a more interesting conclusion. The title cards are what really pissed me off though because you mean to tell me Karen and Henry went though so much shit and then break up off screen?? Shits fucked up. I'd like to say more about this one but I think I must've been in a state of delirium watching it, I had to ask someone if Jimmy was Jimmy or Tommy and we had 20 minutes left on the film it was fucked up. |
| [Movie] (The Human Centipede 2) 0/10 | Couldn't even finish this one. I must have a thing for pain or something to have watched The Human Centipede and Tusk back to back but everyone I know is evil and put on this just for funzies I guess. Since I'm not a little bitch I decided to watch this with everyone and by about midway nobody could stomach it. Genuinely made me want to throw up when it got to the stitching part, I've never had that happen with a movie before. Haven't even watched the first one either though it seems it's not that important to comprehend this one. I don't know who thought of this, I don't know why they made three of these, I don't know who gave them the money for this. I cannot believe this is real. |
| [Movie] (Tusk) 2/10 | What the fuck did I just watch. Me and a few friends decided to check this out because one of them reckoned that the movie was a documentary and really happened (not the first time I've heard this by the way) and no it's fucking not. This film lowkey sucked though, we all thought it was gonna be like funny bad but it was so fucked everyone was just dead silent the entire way through ðŸ˜. I get that it's meant to be a disturbing experience but it was just too much for me to stomach. Doesn't help that everyone in the movie sucks and the MC is so stupid like when he got his phone why didn't he just call the cops its like he wanted to die. Also why didn't the guy just buy a normal walruses?? Why did he need to turn people into walruses, did I miss something?? It was a depressing nightmare all the way through but I thought the cinematography was good at least. |
| [Movie] (Léon: The Professional) 2.5/10 | A lot more wacky than you'd expect for a film with such a grim premise, the dialogue is often comically over the top. The characters seem to inhabit a Pulp Fiction-esque world where police both do and don't exist in some state of quantum superposition making it completely possible to shoot out a window in the middle of New York and get away while also having hundreds of people storm your house after an hour or so of search for you. For some reason though, instead of going with fun over the top, the movie decided to go with depressing and uncomfortable which made the over-the-topness come off more corny than funny. The girl did pretty well especially considering how young the actor seemed though, but by no fault of hers the script seems to be on some fucked up anti Madoka Magica shit where instead of a 14 year old acting like a 5 year old this 12 year old acts old and jaded as shit. Maybe I was just a stupid ass 12 year old or something but Matilda seems way to into smoking and wanting to kill herself for a 12 year old even if she's had a fucked life and its a little jarring. The weird 12 year old having a crush on her old ass father figure was fucked too and didn't help the movies situation making it infinitely more uncomfortable to watch. I'm sure they were going for something with Matilda being a kid and having confusing emotions n shit but it was weird and deeply disturbing which are both things I don't go out in search for. The music was quite nice at least, I was a bit surprised by the inclusion of Bjork, forgot she was popular for a while. |
| [Movie] (A Minecraft Movie) 5/10 | Lowkey this deserves way lower than I gave it but I watched it with some friends so it was a lot more funny than it would've been. I'm unsure as to why they decided to make family drama and shit acting as if this was an actual movie, this was just a funny stupid film and it should've stayed as such. I thought it was a little too self referential as well, it didn't really feel like I was watching a Minecraft movie, more just a stupid ass block film with guys yelling Minecraft words if you get me, though I should've expected it based on the trailers. The live action actors look terribly out of place but I think their actual acting was pretty well done aside from the autistic kids sister having a few bad line deliveries that stood out and the black woman being just a stereotypical movie black woman who yells. Seeing my country in the movie was cool too despite them picking the backwater shithole that is Huntley. |
| [Movie] (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring) 7/10 | Holy fuck this movie is beautiful, it's hard to believe it's filmed in the same country I'm in. A lot better than the book lowkey. Some of the scenes really show their age, basically anything relying on special effects, the entire intro sequence looks like ass and the scene with Saruman and Gandalph fighting with stupid ass sliding sound affects and old man cries was so silly and took me out of it. Also a lot of the moments just feel a little too over the top to make them believable which negates some of the impact the moments could have for me. |
| [Movie] (Gran Torino) 6.5/10 | Feels a little overrated. The story was pretty bittersweet and I'm fine with that but his relationship with his family seemed a little underdeveloped and him being so pissed at them seemed like a bit much and made him come off as more a dick than I think he needed to be. Also sometimes the acting just felt a little bad and the line deliveries, a little unnatural. |
| [Movie] (The Town) 6.5/10 | Just another dumb fun action movie. I'd have liked to see more of Doug and Claire's relationship because it felt a little rushed though I guess it only had two and a half hours. I also couldn't stop thinking of Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye and that shit really took me out of it but that might just be a personal failing. |
| [Movie] (The Gentlemen) 7/10 | I don't really like the the way it's told, just kind of takes me out of it but the film does have its fun moments. I liked the guy whacking the British kids. Edit: 6.5 -> 7.5, slept on it and decided this was just a fun time. Perhaps I need to enjoy things more. The way it's filmed is pretty fun (you can certainly tell how high the budget is) and British guys hitting each other is entertaining. |
| [TV Show] (Chernobyl) 8/10 | Super well done show. Not super familiar with the real world event so I'm unsure as to whether it's overdramatised though I imagine some aspects are but it was at least an engaging retelling of events. Scenes like the kids playing around in the soot from the power plant are so horrifying with context so much so that they don't need to say anything, they can just let it speak for itself. I know that isn't exactly saying too much but I can appreciate when a show knows that the audience is able to create cohesive thoughts. |
| [TV Show] (Teacup) 1/10 | Why was the budget for this show $2? Why did the lady at the start randomly say murder maker out of nowhere? Why did the lady at the start cut her bindings if she just needed to run? Why did they hire someone who had no idea how to film, to film this show? Why do they change camera angles for no reason? Why is there shaky cam on some shots that it really doesn't need to be in? These are all questions I had within the first five or so minutes and if that's not a red flag I don't know what is. I'm not sure if anyone actually watched this show after making it because if they did they likely would have realised just how jarring so many of these scenes are. So jarring in fact that I gave up on this by the end of the first episode which might've not been enough time to fully judge it but I'm not a real reviewer and I don't want to waste my time on dogshit. |
| [TV Show] (Murder Mindfully) 6.5/10 | Pretty alright show, not a fan of the 3rd wall breaks, they feel a little jarring and out of place. The dub is also horrible but watching with subtitles it's rather entertaining if a bit long for it's own good. Also my mans so stupid why did he confess to the bird smh smh. |
| [TV Show] (Yellowjackets) 3/10 | Lowkey I almost dropped this on the first episode because I hated everyone. Why are they all such assholes? You're in high school chill out. It doesn't make me feel sorry for them or want to root for them, it just makes me uninterested in the show. Tragically I ended up never liking the characters (except for Javi and Sammy because they just little guys) and when you root against the people it kind of ruins the show, also it was labelled as horror but it really wasn't that horror-y? Fire ass cover image though. |
| [TV Show] (From) 9/10 | No clue how this isn't at least an 8 on IMDB because this is easily the most captivated I've been by a show in years and if it sticks the landing and ties everything up in season 4 it might just become a 10. Often very spooky and the mystery elements had me fighting the urge to Google what would happen next. I also find the characters to be very sympathetic, not sure why the commentors on the shitty piracy site I used seemed to hate them so much. Edit: 9.5 -> 9, upon a rewatch I found there to be a lot more bad acting than I remembered especially from the lady who plays the mum that made some scenes jarring. |
| [TV Show] (The Good Place) 6/10 | Season 1 and 2 were pretty good but it loses some real steam in season 3 and doesn't really come back from it. |
| [Movie] (Hansel and Gretel) 3/10 | Taking some real creative liberties with that title huh. |
| [TV Show] (Sweet Tooth) 4.5/10 | Dumbass fucking kid getting caught in this Hansel and Gretel shit. Some fairly entertaining stuff and honestly I'll watch anything post apocalyptic at this point, though I wish there was more stuff with apocalypses not caused by viruses. The OST works well and for a kid actor, or just an actor in general, the kid playing the main character is actually really good. Some of the scenery is really beautiful as well. The mystery aspect was pretty good and I liked how the whole story was pieced together and it gave you a moment where you're like ohhh, that makes sense now. Sadly the show kind of went to shit after the first season feeling way less coordinated and interesting. Really lost its steam by the end and honestly I just didn't care by that point. |
| [TV Show] (Reply 1994) 2.5/10 | This shit is so unbelievably boring, not a single joke landed and since I couldn't find a dub I had to give this my full focus and read the subtitles and it was too much to stomach. |
| [TV Show] (Twin Peaks) 3/10 | If this was one season I'd be fine, but this shit was so long for no good reason and I was so sick of it by the end. Great soundtrack though. |
| [TV Show] (Lucifer) 5/10 | A good time despite how bad the CGI is sometimes and how unhinged and directionless it becomes nearing the end. Not a giant fan of how formulaic the episodes are. Edit: 7 -> 5, way too long to maintain my interest and sometimes feels disconnected, like how did we get the biggest reveal in the entire series and then get some random stupid ass alternate timeline bullshit. |
| [TV Show] (Solar Opposites) 3/10 | Rick and Morty cutaway but it's the whole show what the fuck. |
| [Movie] (John Wick) 3/10 | ZZZZZ. |
| [Movie] (The Place Beyond the Pines) 3/10 | Really liked the heist sections but the rest of the movie almost bored me to death. |
| [TV Show] (Dexter) 3.5/10 | I know Dexter is meant to have them autistic vibes or whatever but it's just too cringy for me to watch this mf talk about how he's empty inside and shit. |
| [Movie] (Earth to Echo) 6/10 | This was the shit when I was like 6. Doesn't hold up but I think I'd be betraying myself to put it any lower. |
| [TV Show] (Outer Banks) 3/10 | Not my thing and why is it so yellow?? I don't know where the hype is coming from because to me it just feels like a very generic teen drama with very beautiful people solving some random ass mysteries. |
| [Movie] (The Legend of Tarzan) 3.5/10 | Nobody wants live action remakes why does this keep happening bruh ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. |
| [Movie] (The Dictator) 3/10 | The aids joke was pretty funny the rest was perhaps too silly and just felt like an hour long Youtube short or some shit. |
| [Anime] (The Dangers In My Heart) 2.5/10 | The generic loser dates popular girl romance anime with an increase in needless edginess and a simultaneously forgettable but also annoying soundtrack. |
| [Anime] (Lucky☆Star) 3.5/10 | Very popular in terminally online sections of the internet, I can safely say that it's not funny though and as the comedy police my word is law. |
| [Anime] (Assassination Classroom) 5.4/10 | I really enjoyed this when I was like 13, on closer inspection this is pretty mid. if you're like a 13 year old boy you'll have a fun time with it though. |
| [Anime] (A Silent Voice) 8.5/10 | I really enjoyed this film, the animation was great and it felt just as impactful as the manga |
| [Anime] (Suicide Squad Isekai) 2/10 | The only character they actually animated is Harley what the fuck is this?? |
| [Anime] (Kaiju No. 8) 7/10 | This was a really fun time. My only issues were that the animation felt kind of stilted at some points making the fights look a little wacky every once in a while and the music in this was straight horrendous. This is like high tier slop. |
| [Anime] (Chillin' in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers) 2.5/10 | The manga sucks and I can still safely say its better than this. This felt so cheap and I hate the voice acting especially the main characters' voice. |
| [Movie] (Minions: The Rise of Gru) 3/10 | Fuck it sure lets have a Yeat song in this one that sounds like a good idea. |
| [Movie] (Minions) 3/10 | The tagline for this was 'Uh oh' and like yeah. Edit: Deadass not an idea what this means. |
| [Movie] (Despicable Me 3) 3.5/10 | The first bad Despicable Me movie imo, it really felt like they were running out of ideas here. Everything just felt so bizarre and it was pretty clear this was a cash grab because they realised they had an infinite money printer. |
| [Movie] (Despicable Me 2) 6/10 | It was fine, I thought the original wrapped things up pretty well though and it this definitely wasn't needed nor was it as good as the original but it wasn't bad either. No Vector though which was sad. |
| [Movie] (Despicable Me) 7.5/10 | I actually really liked despicable me and still do, I thought it was a fun, wholesome and sometimes actually funny film and I still do. |
| [Movie] (A Quiet Place: Day One) 3.5/10 | Can we please stop making Quiet Place films or at least get someone who knows how to direct next time. I just left disappointed because this just felt like A Quiet Place pt 3. I wanted to at least get something new. |
| [Movie] (The Boy and the Heron) 3.5/10 | This movie sucked I have no idea what people are talking about. The story left so much undeveloped and I just ended up bored and confused. Maybe I'm just dumb or maybe Miyazaki has finally gone senile. The animation was good though. |
| [Movie] (The Lion King (CGI)) 6.5/10 | It was like the Lion King but worse, I don't know what to say, the CGI lions actually looked really good in my opinion (even though I didn't like the way their mouths moved) but it still felt worse than how they did it like 20 years ago. The same goes with everything else, the music felt more toned down and the story was just the lion king idk. |
| [Movie] (The Lion King) 7/10 | It was really cool when Disney used to make good movies instead of 3D abominations. The animation in this is great and so is the soundtrack, as a 6 year old I wasn't very engaged by the story though but that might be because I was 6 so I won't make it down for that. |
| [Movie] (Sonic) 4/10 | I actually kind of liked the original Sonic design I don't think they should have changed it. |
| [Movie] (Harold and the Purple Crayon) 3.5/10 | This got a 4.4/5 on google what the fuck. I really need to stop watching children's movies I am not the correct audience for this. |
| [Movie] (IF) 6.5/10 | I'm sorry John but I'm only ever going to think of you as Jim from the office no matter what you do. |
| [Movie] (Inside Out 2) 4/10 | Maybe its because I'm not like 7 but this is nowhere near as good as the first one and if I'm being real they should have made this like three years ago because the main audience for the original have all been teens for a while. |
| [Movie] (Borderlands) 2.5/10 | Sorry to break it to you Borderlands but people did not play your game for your sense of humour. This film was painful to sit through, I just felt bad for everyone involved (as bad as you can feel for someone getting paid a shitload to be in a movie). |
| [Movie] (Twilight) 0.5/10 | Likely the worst film I've ever watched. The actors had no fucking clue what they were doing to the point where I watched this entire film and could not tell you the plot because I was so jarred by this acting to focus on it. Maybe I'll try reading the book for that. |
| [Movie] (Twisters) 3.5/10 | this is such a dad movie, anyways it sucked ass |
| [TV Show] (Cobra Kai) 7.3/10 | its actually pretty good, I feel like it should have ended like two or three seasons ago though |
| [TV Show] (Saturday Night Live) 2.7/10 | it has way more shit then good stuff. I wasnt even born when it was meant to be good too so that doesn't help. |
| [Movie] (The Darkest Minds) 3.1/10 | half the reviews in letterboxd were thirsting over harris dickinson and honestly agreed |
| [Movie] (Purple Rain) 4.3/10 | just listen to the album this is a waste of time, so boring and the acting isn't great either |
| [Movie] (The Accountant) 6.4/10 | entertaining, not as entertaining as the modern day masterpiece american assassin mind you but I could sit through it without getting bored and complain, my favourite thing to do |
| [Movie] (Blue Giant) 8.4/10 | its like the manga but I dont have to put jazz on in the background. has some wonky looking cgi but also has some wild mob psycho like art so it evens out. |
| [Movie] (Top Gun: Maverick) 7.7/10 | really corny but also it was a fun time so who cares |
| [Movie] (American Assassin) 8/10 | I originally had this as a 3. that was before I realised that this movie was actually so shit it was fun to watch. I recommend. I'd like to say this is room level slop but I think its actually achieved peak slop, the room could never. |
| [Movie] (Interstellar) 10/10 | now my second favourite film of all time. geniune masterpiece and probably my favourite thing thats happened to me in the year 2024, either my life is sad or the the film is just that good (probably both) |
| [TV Show] (Nathan for You) 9.2/10 | it was cool that people could draw their own meanings from a business thats just there to make money was the funniest thing ive ever heard |
| [TV Show] (How to with John Wilson) 8.6/10 | made new york seem like the alien planet that it is |
| [Movie] (Amelie) 8.1/10 | very french |
| [Movie] (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) 2.7/10 | the plotlines were really hard to follow and the forced blowjob scene was made worse by me watching it with my dad |
| [Movie] (The Martian) 8.2/10 | space oddity was beautiful I love david bowie |
| [Movie] (Pirates of the Caribbean) 8.5/10 | the only pirates of caribbean film that hasnt merged together with the others in my head |
| [Movie] (28 Days Later) 8.3/10 | one of my favourite zombie movies of all time, but did they spent all their money to film empty scenes of britain because how is the camera quality so bad |
| [Movie] (Back To The Future) 8.3/10 | would have liked it more if marty mcfly didn't almost have incestous sex with his mother |
| [Movie] (Madame Web) 2/10 | so is this a spider man movie or not |
| [Movie] (Spirited Away) 8.4/10 | similar experience to getting lost in a supermarket |
| [Movie] (Dual) 4.3/10 | my favourite part of the movie was realising the title was a play on words. I feel so smart. |
| [Movie] (Terminator 2) 6.1/10 | classic but not timeless, there is some really trash looking early 90s cgi and it does feel a little drawn out but kept my attention enough to finish it |
| [Movie] (Pulp Fiction) 10/10 | I can't stop watching it, funniest movie every made no joke (badum tss). holds up extremely well. |
| [Movie] (Terminator) 7.2/10 | entertaining, not the a life changing experience or anything but its silly and fun |
| [Movie] (The Matrix) 8.2/10 | very cool film that still holds up unlike some of the ass cgi ive seen from its era |
| [Movie] (Silence of the Lambs) 6.6/10 | definitly overrated but I can see how this would be considered very good back in 16BC |
| [Movie] (Inside) 8.7/10 | comedy special that feels like the peak of bo's career. it hit harder in quarintine but is still entertaining and a good insight into the general feelings during the quarantine. |
| [TV Show] (RWBY) 3/10 | ugly artstyle, plotlines that lead nowhere, awful massive amounts of boring exposition and things still feel unexplained. this show feels like if a weeb with an anime girl pfp got to make a show but only cared about the fights and just made me cringe constantly. |
| [TV Show] (Planet Earth) 8.6/10 | if aliens invade we should show them this because this shit is beautiful and makes earth look like its not a shithole |
| [TV Show] (BoJack Horseman) 9.4/10 | a masterpiece which is the peak of mature animation in my mind. bojack horseman is what other mature animated comdies should strive to be, its funny, clever and outlandish in ways that dont seem too crazy because its animated. bojack horseman handles dark issues like substance abuse and bojacks trauma of his terrible childhood in a very real way making bojack seem like more of a person then most characters in other shows and hes not ever a person. also it has aaron paul as todd whats not to love. |
| [TV Show] (Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake) 8.9/10 | I was kinda sceptical because to be honest I dont think anybody was asking for this and I generally didn't like the fionna and cake episodes because they felt like filler but this most certainly was not filler. the art was great and I get to have yet another look at the world of adventure time, there was yet again not a single miss in the entire season and while I dont think it ever reached the peak the distant lands did in together again thats kind of a hard target. also I got to see prismo again (my beloved) |
| [TV Show] (Adventure Time: Distant Lands) 8.9/10 | adventure time comes back again to tell more interesting stories and further flesh out one of my favourite worlds with even been animation then the original. not a single episode was a miss even though wizard city really should have been episode 3 and together again should have been episode 4. assuming together again was the intended conclusion adventure time sticks the landing for the second time with an ever better ending then the actual show and I cried like a little baby. |
| [TV Show] (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 9/10 | great art even though it started in 2005, great story with characters that actually change and develop over time and an interesting world. |
| [TV Show] (The Mentalist) 8/10 | one of those detective shows where the main guy is the smart detective solves crimes easily that other detectives find hard. usually not a good show idea because 1000000 of the same show already exist but this time its sometimes funny and his solves seem clever instead of just bullshit. my only issue is that red johns capture sequence sucks so bad, like you can't build someone up to be extremely smart by showing him being extremely smart and then just make him a dumbass come on. |
| [TV Show] (Ted) 5.9/10 | bear swears and does mature things. thats all the jokes (I dropped it before I finished a season though so it might have got better). I didn't find it funny or even very entertaining but my dad found it halarious so maybe if you have bad taste too you might like it idk. |
| [TV Show] (The Suspect) 4.4/10 | I dont know how they pulled it off but I hated every character so any tension that was there was offset by the fact that I couldn't care less about anyone and the fact that the main character completely brought it on himself |
| [TV Show] (The Office (US)) 9.5/10 | one of my favourite comedy shows of all time. every character and character dynamic is hilarious. admittedly it did decrease in quality after michael left but it was still funny and entertaining so its not like it turned into garbage like some people seem to say. |
| [TV Show] (The Eric Andre Show) 9.6/10 | a sitcom written by 3 lsd addicted apes and it almost doesn't ever miss. every joke is consistently funny or you feel so much second hand discomfort for the people on the show that you can't help but letting out an uncomfortable laugh. |
| [Movie] (Oppenheimer) 8/10 | I can hear the music! |
| [Movie] (Next Goal Wins) 2.6/10 | the only thing keeping me watching was that I couldn't leave the theatre during the movie |
| [TV Show] (Stranger Things) 8.3/10 | season 1 and 4 for some of my favourite seasons of any show and easy 9s and maybe even 10s, the rest werent bad but werent at the same level |
| [TV Show] (The Boys) 8.5/10 | such a breath of fresh air compared to the normal superhero shit. kinda gone down hill recently but season 1 was peak. |